Jungle telegraph starts early

Oh for goodness sake - if "I'm a (washed up) celebrity get me out of here" wasnt going to be bad enough this time round all the nonsense has started real early. Check these two stories out for some of the rubbish we'll be reading for the next 3 weeks. Lucky lucky us.

Jordan's Rampant Rabbit vibrator banned from jungle
Kerry McFadden in hospital after I'm a Celebrity panic attack